Matt Forney


Girl, You Are One in a Million

This is a guest post by Kid Strangelove. Kid originally published this article at his own blog, but he deleted the site a while ago so he could focus on other projects. He asked me if I’d be willing to re-post some of his articles on my blog and I said yes. This past Sunday had the making of […]

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Matt Forney
July 24, 2017, 1 p.m.

New Article at Return of Kings: “Anti-Defamation League’s Hate List Puts Alt-Right and Alt-Lite Figures at Risk of Leftist Violence”

I write about the ADL’s hit list of alt-right and alt-lite figures at ROK: The piece appears to have been assembled by a poorly-paid intern, because many of its claims are flat-out wrong. For example, the blurb about me falsely claims that I work for alt-right media outlet Red Ice and attributes one of that site’s videos—an interview […]

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Matt Forney
July 21, 2017, 7 p.m.

Listen to Matt Forney’s Saturday Night Livestream Tomorrow Night at 8PM EST

Many of my readers are fans of Bechtloff’s Saturday Night Livestream, a live weekly show hosted by my friend the Bechtloff focusing on politics, pop culture, and video games, and I’m also a frequent guest on the show. Because Bechtloff will not be able to host the show this week, I will be hosting my own […]

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Matt Forney
July 21, 2017, 1 p.m.

Watch My Live YouTube Stream on John McCain’s Brain Cancer Diagnosis and More

Yesterday, I did an impromptu live YouTube stream on John McCain’s brain cancer diagnosis, why the Republicans will win the midterms next year, President Trump’s voter fraud investigation and much more. The show aired at 9:30 PM EST (8:30 PM CST/6:30 PM PST). You can watch the stream by using the window below, or you […]

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Matt Forney
July 20, 2017, 1 p.m.

Interview on Davis Aurini’s Live YouTube Stream: “Explaining Liberal Insanity”

Last night, I joined Davis Aurini (and later, Blaze and John Steele) for a live YouTube stream, discussing r/K selection theory, left-wing morality, the white trash Nazi slut known as Evalion, and much more. Click here to listen (I join at 15:52).

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Matt Forney
July 19, 2017, 1 p.m.

Official Statement on the ADL’s False Accusations Against Me

Several hours ago, the Anti-Defamation League published a report titled “From Alt Right to Alt Lite: Naming the Hate,” which named me as one of the major figures of the alt-right, which they libeled as a “white supremacist” movement. Many friends and associates of mine, including my former Right On colleagues Daniel Friberg and Jason Reza […]

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Matt Forney
July 19, 2017, 3:26 a.m.

Final Thoughts on Picking Up Fat Girls

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. We big game hunters walk a lonely path. Other men shun us. They think we’re freaks. “Ew, you actually LIKE fat girls?” Telling your friends that you like […]

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Matt Forney
July 17, 2017, 1 p.m.

Interview on Nonsensical Rants’ Live YouTube Stream: “A Bundle of Dicks — Birthday Livestream”

Last night, I joined Nonsensical Rants, the Bechtloff, Rayce Jacobson, and Eve la Renaissance (and later, Squido Shannon and Ben Oravetz) for a live YouTube stream, discussing the ongoing video game crash, how to deal with false rape accusations, and much more. Click here to listen.

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Matt Forney
July 14, 2017, 7 p.m.

A Super-Sized Love Story

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. Hard to believe, but I wasn’t always the veritable Captain Ahab I am today. My road to (fat) poosy paradise was paved with the diarrhea dumps of countless […]

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Matt Forney
July 14, 2017, 1 p.m.

Other Tips for Picking Up Fat Girls

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. While there is some degree of nuance involved in harpooning whales, the action plan I’ve taught you will get you laid 95 to 99 percent of the time. […]

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Matt Forney
July 13, 2017, 1 p.m.

Interview on Davis Aurini’s Live YouTube Stream: “MGTOWs and Burnouts”

Last night, I joined Davis Aurini for a live YouTube stream, discussing the problems with Men Going Their Own Way, the problem with The Matrix and the red pill/blue pill metaphor, how to navigate the broken dating scene, and much more. Click here to listen.

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Matt Forney
July 12, 2017, 7 p.m.

How to Make Love to a Fat Girl

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. Oh yeah, my man. Now it’s time to strap on your raincoat and go spelunking in the Chubby Crevasses. But before you stick it in, you’ve got some […]

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Matt Forney
July 12, 2017, 1 p.m.

How to Date a Fat Girl

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. While most swine are happy to go for a roll in the mud, you occasionally get the one shy pig who doesn’t want to play. When this happens, […]

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Matt Forney
July 11, 2017, 1 p.m.

How to Meet Fat Girls

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. Now that you’re jacked, can cook like Gordon Ramsey, have a dick that could choke a horse, and can leave the house without spunking yourself, it’s time to […]

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Matt Forney
July 10, 2017, 1 p.m.

What You Need to Pick Up Fat Girls

This is an excerpt from my now-discontinued book Big Lovin’: The Guide to Picking Up Fat Chicks, a satire of the fat acceptance movement and pickup artists. Chubby chasing ain’t no foolin’ around, son. Before you can dive into the undulating blubber of a BBW, you need to work on yourself first. Here’s what you […]

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Matt Forney
July 7, 2017, 1 p.m.

Watch My Live YouTube Stream on #CNNBlackmail and More

Yesterday, I did an impromptu live YouTube stream on the #CNNBlackmail story, the perversion of Tyler Clementi, a gay Catholic orgy that was busted in the Vatican and much more. The show aired at 6AM EST (5AM CST/3AM PST). You can watch the stream by using the window below, or you can click here to watch it […]

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Matt Forney
July 6, 2017, 1 p.m.

How to Travel from Budapest to Lviv by Train

Train travel in Europe is usually pretty easy, and there’s no place where it’s easier than in Budapest, which is one of the hubs of Europe’s railway networks. That is, unless you’re going to Ukraine. For some reason, train tickets between Hungary and Ukraine cannot be purchased online, either from MÁV or Ukrainian Railways. It gets […]

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Matt Forney
July 5, 2017, 1 p.m.

Interview on Davis Aurini’s Live YouTube Stream: “Sodomy, Fidget Spinners, and Hairy Potter — Oh My!”

Last night, I joined Davis Aurini for a live YouTube stream, discussing the problem with open homosexuality, the narcissism of Harry Potter, the fidget spinner phenomenon, and much more. Click here to listen (I join at 35:05).

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Matt Forney
July 4, 2017, 1 p.m.

Watch My Live YouTube Stream on Gamma Male Psychology and More

Last night, I did an impromptu live YouTube stream on gamma male psychology, the fidget spinner phenomenon, Chicago’s antifa “bootcamp” and much more. The show aired at 7:30 pm EST (6:30 pm CST/4:30 pm PST). You can watch the stream by using the window below, or you can click here to watch it on YouTube. Remember to subscribe […]

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Matt Forney
July 3, 2017, 1 p.m.

Interview on Bechtloff’s Saturday Night Livestream: “Independence”

Last night, I joined the Bechtloff and Artistic Layman (and later, Davis Aurini) for a live YouTube stream, discussing MisterMetokur’s video on Linkara, homosexual infiltration of the Catholic Church, John Cusack’s Twitter meltdown, and much more. Click here to listen.

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Matt Forney
July 2, 2017, 1 p.m.