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Dominance Game

Male dominance is the irresistible force that compels steadfast followers and unfurled furrows. It’s the secret sauce of seduction, and no man serious about luring the fare sex neglects to cultivate an air of authority and social dominance. Emailer Lurky McAesthetics is astonished by the power of male dominance to arouse women. Long time lurker […]
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May 26, 2017, 8:27 p.m.

Creativity Is The Beta Male’s Mace In The Hole

The Chateau is long on record observing that a man’s force of personality — his charisma — is a powerful lure for women. As women are unlike men in some very fundamental aspects, it benefits men to understand which ways women differ from men and to tailor their seduction technique to press women’s particular arousal buttons. One […]
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May 26, 2017, 1:35 p.m.

Here Comes The Constitutional Crisis! (and you can thank a shitlib judge for bringing it on)

A leftoid freak (black) judge (are these scumbags factory-pressed now?) ruled against Trump’s eminently sensible muslim immigration ban, (and not one day after yet another muslim atrocity), misusing the Establishment Clause as a jizz wipe to clean up his orgasm of feelz. What a fucking disgrace. The Establishment Clause doesn’t apply to the whole world. It’s meant […]
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May 25, 2017, 10:48 p.m.

Reframe Of The Day

This is both a Game post and a politics post. Enjoy this explicit two-fer, because it’ll be one of those rare times you can witness the see-sawing CH haters implode from cogdis. The reframe is a powerful Game technique, capable of stopping shit testing bitches cold, reigniting stalled banter, and easing the apprehensions of egg-guarding girls. The reframe […]
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May 25, 2017, 7:49 p.m.

The Virtue Sniveling Market

The shitlib demand for Whites Doing Bad Things greatly exceeds the supply. The shitlib demand for Vibrancy Doing Good Things greatly exceeds the supply. At the intersection of these market realities, shitlib mendacity crashes into shitlib insanity. I came to this formulation about how the Virtue Sniveling Market governs shitlib behavior after reading Moses’ comment […]
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May 25, 2017, 7:09 p.m.

The Shitlib Ego

The White Shitlib Ego is ravenous. It’s why shitlibs would rather oversee the destruction of White Civilization than admit their Equalism religious beliefs are based on falsehoods. The Confederate statues being torn down across the South are just the latest battle fronts opened up by shitlibs who obey the credo that a good offense is the best […]
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May 24, 2017, 9:16 p.m.

Narrative Collapse, the website

I don’t often give must-read website recommendations, but Narrative Collapse is one I came across recently that deserves Chateau recognition. Besides the pitch perfect blog name, the site has reams of realtalk lovefacts to make mincemeat of the most hardened shitlib ego. Narrative Collapse on interracial crime: There have been 145 black on white felony homicides […]
Chateau Heartiste
May 24, 2017, 7:22 p.m.

“Monsters” Vs “Losers”

President Donald Motherfucking Trump and reader PA see eye to eye on at least one very important subject: rhetorical precision. PA has given advice to White parents about how to prevent their daughters from burning the coal, and one suggestion is to stop referring to the dindulopers as dangerous or criminal. That kind of descriptive […]
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May 24, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

Freelance Comment Of The Week: The Jihad-Hashtag Cycle

Riffing on the infamous “spic-nig cycle” historical sweep analysis of Western Civ, an MPC poaster explains the “jihad-hashtag cycle“: Remember: this is what ISIS does. It uses unprecedented western docility to export wogs to drive trucks into crowds of people so virtue signalling liberals can change their Facebook pictures until they’re too color-blind to tell […]
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May 24, 2017, 4:19 p.m.

MAGA Game Challenge Field Report

Reader cobrantula accepted the CH MAGA Game Challenge. He writes about his experience. A few posts ago you bad asses suggested a man go out wearing a MAGA hat and tell ya’ll what happened. So here ya go. I live in Baltimore and usually hang out in the artsy, SJW area known as [REDACTED]. I […]
Chateau Heartiste
May 23, 2017, 7:24 p.m.

Seth Rich Murder Mystery Intensifies (hillary hit hardest)

Kim Dotcom, a legendary internet pirate, is claiming he knows it was Seth Rich who coordinated the leak of the DNC emails to WikiLeaks, and that Dotcom is willing to travel to the US to testify that he was part of the leak operation. He released a statement moments ago: I KNOW THAT SETCH RICH WAS INVOLVED IN […]
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May 23, 2017, 6:51 p.m.

Li’l Asian, Tight Puss

Comment of the Week winner is Pill, with this compare and contrast of sex with a tightbody waifu and sex with a fatbody average american woman. In my limited experience. My first bang was a chubby girl. Great curves, tits, hips. But she just had too much weight. And a belly at times almost looked […]
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May 23, 2017, 5:37 p.m.

Chicks Dig Niceguys…Underneath The Jerkboys

“But I’m ALL Milhouse!” Sorry, Milhouse, chicks don’t really want niceguys. They want jerks they can pretend are niceguys underneath. Allow me to introduce you to the female rationalization hamster: Filed under: Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Rules of Manhood, Ugly Truths, Videos
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May 23, 2017, 5:14 p.m.

52 Genes Linked To Human Intelligence

Story. It won’t be long before genes linked to race differences in behavior and intelligence are identified. Are equalist shitlibs feeling like this: or more like this?: Bonus shitlib cogdis BTFO: Our common chimp ancestor may have been from Europe rather than from Africa.Filed under: Biomechanics is God, The Id Monster, Ugly Truths
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May 23, 2017, 4:45 p.m.

Mongrel Nation

The anti-White miscegenation propaganda pushed by Pedowood, marketing departments, ad agencies, and Globohomo, Inc appears to have had an impact on Americans’ mate choices. I have noted recently that I’ve observed an uptick in mixed couples in both red and blue towns. The numbers coming from Pew Research vindicate the focus of my eagle eye. […]
Chateau Heartiste
May 22, 2017, 10:45 p.m.

The Beauty-Boning Intimacy Correlation

Reader mendo earned himself an honorary Chateau post with this gem of a comment in which he explains his “beauty-boning correlation” categories of varying intimacy. Reminds me of a recent categorization I’ve been developing in regards to rating a women’s face. Beautiful–making out whilst boning her Pretty–looking at her whilst boning Okay–looking at the boning […]
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May 19, 2017, 9:21 p.m.

Swollen Genitals Man

In a neighborhood I once occupied, I used to see a man — an avatar of vibrancy — around town who was “suffering” from some kind of medical condition that caused his genitals to swell to immense proportion. Elephantitis of the nuts, although his entire package, beans plus frank, was uniformly yuge so maybe he […]
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May 19, 2017, 8:58 p.m.

The Assumed Alpha

Circumstances permitted me to overhear and oversee an awkward one-way conversation between four men, or rather between one man and three men. The three men were co-workers and friends (easy to tell by their comfortable banter) and all were cis-chad cis-dudes (one was black); the fourth man (white) entered the scene as an outsider, and […]
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May 18, 2017, 8:03 p.m.

The Story Of The Wolf And The Maricon

File under: It’s funny cuz it’s true. Exhibit A: Pathologically Altruist Wolf Exhibit B: Globohomo diversity Filed under: Funny/Lolblogs, Globalization
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May 18, 2017, 7:04 p.m.

Phoney Comey’s Web Of Lies

From testimony given two weeks ago, May 3rd, by James Comey, FORMER FBI director, to Congress: COMEY: I mean where oftentimes they give us opinions that we don’t see a case there and so you ought to stop investing resources in it. But I’m talking about a situation where we were told to stop something […]
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May 18, 2017, 6:28 p.m.