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Before Antifa, After Antifa

Before Antifa: After Antifa: Via. The girl is Louise Rosealma, currently moonlighting as a porn prop and hilariously ineffective antifa foot soldier. Her real name is Emily Rose Nauert (((possible echoes))). She lives in an all-White town and her parents divorced when she was twelve (a dangerous age to leave a daughter unmoored). At the […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 24, 2017, 8:49 p.m.

Powerlust Moves

You can ramp up a woman’s ardor with a few simple “powerlust moves”. One that has never failed to generate hot hot heat beyond the usual steamy release is when I sidle up to my ladyhawke from behind, put my arms around her waist (one hand slithering to a shaded resting place in her underboob), […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 24, 2017, 7:34 p.m.

Sexbot Revolution Update

The revolution will be atomized. Here’s Le Chateau back in 2007 writing on sexbots and the existential threat they pose to the sexual market, and hence to civilization.Filed under: Biomechanics is God, Culture, Globalization, The Pleasure Principle, Videos
Chateau Heartiste
April 24, 2017, 6:37 p.m.

March For Science Signaling

The March for ¡SCIENCE! that served as another shitlib therapy session in cities across the US was a perfect opportunity for dissidents to troll the cartoon science lovers marching with their papier mache effigies. Did anyone record themselves approaching the degenerate freak parade and asking “What are your thoughts on the science of race and […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 24, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

Battle At Berkeley: Chapman’s Charge

This is glorious. Based Stick Man, Kyle Chapman, leading a charge headlong into a scattering pack of freakazoid antifa dweebs, vanquishing the marxist vermin one and all. Cinco Jotas has a great write-up on the incident here. This really belongs on the upcoming Welcome Back, America blog. Watching this inspires me to join the fight and […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 21, 2017, 6:38 p.m.

What Nerds And Feminists Secretly Want

This was a Redditor’s dream for womanhood. So now we know: nerds want hot women to read predigested left wing university-approved sjw crap so they’ll turn into flat-chested tubular hapas that the nerds think they have a shot with, and ugly feminists want hot women to read so they’ll become less feminine and stop taunting […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 21, 2017, 5:07 p.m.

Framing: The Powerful Rhetoric Weapon Shared By The Media And Pickup Artists

The leftoid legacy media, salesmen, and pickup artists have something in common: they all use framing as a powerful rhetoric weapon to lock in friendlies, persuade fence-sitters, and demoralize belligerents. Framing — that is, perception management — is a staple of the leftstream media. It’s the most useful rhetorical gambit the media has at its […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 20, 2017, 9:14 p.m.

The Revealing Zeitgeist Of The Shirt Dress

It used to be that a woman would don an oversized men’s button-down shirt bathed in the afterglow of a mighty jackhammering, so that she could putter around in the kitchen for a post-coital snack. It is a sexy look, and was supposed to be meant for her man’s eyes only. Somehow, in the past […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 20, 2017, 8:05 p.m.

Globohomogenized Envy

Commenter Out of Nod segues from a point I made about the deleterious effects of globalization on a human psyche designed to navigate social circles no larger than a couple hundred people. “CH: …your average American mom can compare her mom-cred to moms halfway across the globe and all the way across the threshold of […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 20, 2017, 7:35 p.m.

All The Humor And Fun Is With The Maul-Right

…and you know what that means. Hot chicks! Girls are irresistibly drawn to humorously cruel and sadistic men. Carrot Man’s mockery of the shouting, vein-throbbingly self-serious antifa phaggot is thermonuclear tingle generation to any female onlookers. More of this, and it won’t be long before even the skanky rainforest-bushed porngirls are hot for after hours […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 20, 2017, 5:48 p.m.

Ipso Factov

Filed under: Funny/Lolblogs, Goodbye America
Chateau Heartiste
April 20, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

Stinky Pussy Girl

Recently, I had a weird run-in with an ex-fling. First, some background: We had met years ago in a different city while simultaneously exiting a dingy caliph-themed cocktail bar bobbing with the greasy-haired heads of a swarm of swarths; I asked her if she was racing out as fast as I was to avoid the […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 19, 2017, 8:26 p.m.

The Moral Dichotomy Of Women

In the hindbrain of every woman throbs an autonomic neuralgorithm that mimics their genitalia and splits the female soul in two. It’s a sexual dichotomy which women are fated to reconcile into a teetering balance between the limbically juiced pursuit of alpha fux (a sexy charming jerkboy for sex) and the cortically lubed yearning for […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 18, 2017, 7:41 p.m.

The Prime Sex Difference: Penmanship?

There are myriad sex differences — physical, emotional, mental, temperamental, and psychological — that anyone of sane mind unblemished by equalist propaganda can observe permeating every aspect of daily life in which men and women interact. But maybe the most pervasive, immutable, and encompassing sex difference is…penmanship. Johnny Redux writes, I always have found one […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 18, 2017, 7:24 p.m.

Freak Acceptance As Pressure Release Valve For Striver White Moms

An insightful comment by JD (John Derbyshire?) over at the Goodbye, America photojournal, speculating about the reason why so many women, particularly White women, glom onto Freak Acceptance. Female consumers have perceived weaknesses. “Am I gonna be a good mom? Time to worry… rev up the rationalization hamster”. Female consumer watches freak females “redefining” motherhood […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 18, 2017, 5:29 p.m.

“Image of God”

These are the gifts of love made in the image of God that Fake Virtue signaling White leftoids who advocate for open borders in perpetuity want to air drop by the millions into a Heartland, America small town near you. And as the Africa population bomb ticks to its detonation, you can bet there will […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 18, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

Democrats Celebrate White Suicide

Video footage caught Maine Democreeps cheering the rise in suicides among White men. For anyone living in a cave the past few years who might not understand the depth of anti-White hatred to which the Demokreep Klown Kollective has sunk, now you see the chameleonic enemy in its uncamouflaged malevolence. After saying the Democrats need […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 17, 2017, 8:36 p.m.

Why Women Should Leave the Battlefield Badassery To Their Men

Bless her White Thrower heart (it’s in the right place), this girl shows what happens when women try to do a man’s job: Bigly kickback that knocks her small frame off-balance and sends the powered-up candlelight vigil shooting in every direction (hypothetically in the faces of friendlies).Filed under: Biomechanics is God, Funny/Lolblogs, Girls, Videos
Chateau Heartiste
April 17, 2017, 6:29 p.m.

Racist Babies

SCIENCE! is rapidly (re)discovering that racism is natural, normal, and biologically inborn. Two studies found that 6-to-9 month old infants “demonstrate racial bias in favour of members of their own race and racial bias against those of other races.” INFANTS, which means for you social kuntstructivists that MUH PATRIARCHAAAAAAHHH had no time to exert its […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 15, 2017, 1:37 a.m.

Beta Of The Month: Masculinity Degeneration

This extremely tardy Beta of the Month edition has been building up like a Nofap’s scrote after a year away from the pornovision, and you can bet the release will be, in a word, explosive. A clarification for new readers, or for old readers with reading comprehension issues: The beta male is not an omega male […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 13, 2017, 7:48 p.m.