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Your Daily Game: A Kiss In Time

On a first date (or first meet), aim to kiss the girl during the middle of the date when she’s emotionally invested and fully engaged in the outcome. Going for the kiss at the end is predictable and desperate. Going for it at the beginning is needy and awkward. Ignore this advice if the girl […]
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Sept. 24, 2017, 7:18 p.m.

Featured Maul-Right Meme Artist Of The Month

Meet Francis Dominicus. He’s the memelord responsible for creating instantly iconic and stirring visual memes of Trump. The Supertrump* smirk on that last one slays me. *goodbye shitlibs it’s been nice hope you find your peace of mind tried to warn you of our memes hope your tears will salt your dreams… Joining Dominicus in […]
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Sept. 22, 2017, 8:55 p.m.

Feels Before Reals

A study of political bias in academia (accidentally) found that the more women there are in a college discipline, the more politically correct that discipline becomes. Then Simmons analyzes disciplines, and finds sharp differences — largely consistent with previous studies about disciplines and political leanings. Humanities and social science fields tend to have higher politically […]
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Sept. 20, 2017, 8:22 p.m.

A Test Of Your Game: Turn The Other Cheek

Imagine yourself in this situation, however painfully. This is a test of your Game. Ground rules: This is not a test of your ability to state the bleeding obvious or throw satisfying insults. That means refraining from leaving stupid comments like “I wouldn’t have been in that situation to begin with.” The purpose of this […]
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Sept. 19, 2017, 10:17 p.m.

The Prime Truth

The Prime Truth that anti-White scum, Diversity™ mongers, sanctimonious baizuo, platitude pushers, parasites, pussyhatters, the comfortably sinecured, and cowardly cucks with phony pretensions of color-blindness will never ever escape from is this: Nations are essentially societal, political and geographic expressions of race. And the further a nation retreats from its racial essence, the less it […]
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Sept. 19, 2017, 6:44 p.m.

The First Amendment Is The Left’s Thermal Exhaust Port

The vulnerable underbelly of the Leftoid Fuggernaut is the First Amendment. This is why leftoids have recently taken to dismissively snarking about “freeze peach” and claiming that hate speech isn’t covered by the First Amendment…they know that this is their biggest weakness if the Right decides to focus its firepower there instead of turning its […]
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Sept. 18, 2017, 7:04 p.m.

Comment Of The Week: Her Love Will Find A Home

From Popcorn Out, a quip which has earned him the coveted COTW. A good canned line to use when pointing out the ridiculousness of feminism to the girls in your life: ‘Feminism is the idea that women are free when they serve their employers but slaves when they help their husbands.’ It’s not if, but […]
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Sept. 18, 2017, 2:29 a.m.

The Sociopolitical Theory Of Everything

Physicists are always searching for that unifying Theory of Everything that ties all the loose ends together and accounts for all phenomena. In the sociopolitical realm, that Theory of Everything is already discovered: Anti-White Animus. Once you see all the actions of our present-day ruling classes and their morbidly obedient anti-First Amendment lackeys through the […]
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Sept. 15, 2017, 7:37 p.m.

iBorg

Uh oh. “People are treating those phones like they are gods,” she said. “They’re bowing down to it at the table, bowing down to it when they’re walking. Here we say we don’t bow down to idols, and that’s getting dangerously close, I think.” Story. Greg Cochran once wrote that the Amish exemplify the natural […]
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Sept. 15, 2017, 5:39 p.m.

Autodeification

A big pet peeve of mine is the smugness of our current elites. They’re all hubris, no perspective. Giant walking talking egos which must constantly feed or deflate instantly with the tiniest puncture to the moral, lifestyle and credentialati bubbles they live in. They haven’t just abandoned noblesse oblige, they’ve trashed it and replaced it […]
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Sept. 14, 2017, 9:28 p.m.

Younger Mother, Bigger Family

If you want three kids the natural way, you had better start by knocking up a woman no older than 23. Younger, hotter, tighter, and now with more residual reproductive value! (h/t chris) If you know how many children you’d like, and whether or not you would consider, or could afford, IVF, a computer model […]
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Sept. 14, 2017, 7:38 p.m.

Racist Babies: More Science To Confound The Freakqualists

Once again, shitlibs who love SCIENCE will have a major cogdis to overcome, because their totem to liberal reason and intellectualism has discovered that babies show racial bias in picking their playmates. Two white adults divided the toys, one equally and the other unequally. Seventy per cent of the toddlers chose to play with the […]
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Sept. 14, 2017, 5:48 p.m.

Google Gal Gaga For Gangstas

It;s not just the low self-esteem, indigent, welfare class white-less girls who dig jailbird jerkboys. A well-off White woman who works for Google, excuse me Goolag, gushes (literally) over prison inmates in this article titled “Prison, Proximity, Pure Humanity”. (CH version: Delinquency + Proximity = Open Vaginity.) The reader who emailed the link thoroughly cross-examines […]
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Sept. 13, 2017, 10:35 p.m.

The Iconic Photo Of The Decline Of The West

What attracts European women to have sex with homeless migrants on a pile of trash, in public?https://t.co/vqYPR4q2lr pic.twitter.com/o9FDLbZVvJ — Black Pigeon Speaks (@navyhato) September 12, 2017 If the West does well and truly disappear from the face of the earth, my celestial form will lay the blame squarely ‘twixt the open thighs of the West’s […]
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Sept. 13, 2017, 8:16 p.m.

Trump Follows Poon Commandment VII

Recall Poon Commandment VII, because Trump just obeyed it. VII. Always keep two in the kitty Never allow yourself to be a “kept man”. A man with options is a man without need. It builds confidence and encourages boldness with women if there is another woman, a safety net, to catch you in case you slip and […]
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Sept. 12, 2017, 8:37 p.m.

Seduction And Storytelling: The Science

Seduction is the art of persuading women to relinquish their pussies. The better you are at pussy persuasion, the more you’ll get laid and the greater choice you’ll have in quality filly. One important facet of seduction is the ability to tell captivating stories. The skill is so crucial to winning hearts and gines that […]
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Sept. 12, 2017, 6:34 p.m.

In The Land Of The Low T Males, Toxic Masculinity Is King

Lichtof, on attending a mimosa brunch in a major shitlibopolis: One of my many red pill moments was living in a DC suburb and having to go to a mimosa brunch thing that bitches love. My girl wanted to show me off. 6 other couples at the table all engaged or married and every one […]
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Sept. 11, 2017, 10:23 p.m.

#OpenBordersForHotties

Why does a majority of single White women support open borders? One reason: to test the mettle of their own, softening men in mortal combat with the interloper men. Another reason: the invader females of the vibrant races pouring over the US border are ugly. By comparison, average White women look like supermodels. So open […]
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Sept. 11, 2017, 5:24 a.m.

What Produces Female Beauty?

Surplus women. Male paternal investment. Female dependency. williamK explains, You’re missing an ingredient. A boner favorable female to male ratio is a necessary but not sufficient ingredient for female beauty. Due to the outsized spermatazoa-to-ovum ratio and the longer sexual market viability of men, you can never truly skew the female-male ratio enough. There will […]
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Sept. 8, 2017, 4:38 p.m.

Gayface Is Real: GayI Edition

An AI algorithm — or “GayI”, if you will (I will) — has proven that gayface is real. We show that faces contain much more information about sexual orientation than can be perceived and interpreted by the human brain. We used deep neural networks to extract features from 35,326 facial images. These features were entered […]
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Sept. 8, 2017, 5:19 a.m.