Chateau Heartiste


The Nailing Railing

There’s this bar/nightclub that has two floors, the second floor extending about 2/3rds of the way out from the back of the venue, so that those on the first floor near the front of the club can look up and see people on the second floor. (it’s great for boning up (heh) on your upskirting […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 21, 2017, 9:44 p.m.

White Privilege

White privilege in action. pic.twitter.com/BX1xyBLZCI — Mark Collett (@MarkACollett) November 20, 2017 You have to use the Leftoid-to-Human translator to understand that “White privilege” means “White aptitude”.Filed under: Funny/Lolblogs, Ugly Truths
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 21, 2017, 7:54 p.m.

Liberalism Is The Truman Show

Long-time commenter Captain Obvious vividly analogizes modern liberalism to The Truman Show movie. “She added that she couldn’t understand ‘how you could do that to somebody.’” The problem in a nutshell. The only way someone could possibly think this is some sort of incomprehensible action after even a cursory glance at human history is a […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 20, 2017, 9:05 p.m.

The Fuggernaut

These are the Alabama pastors who “rallied in opposition” to Roy Moore. Steve Sailer calls it “the Coalition of the Fringes”. I call it The Fuggernaut. The reality both terms describe is the same: the forces arrayed against Heritage America are a slop bucket of human scree. Every fug under the black hole sun has […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 20, 2017, 8:18 p.m.

When An Uppity Feminist Meets An Impervious POC

An aging, anti-Trump pussyhatter clashed with a manspreader on the NYC subway, and given the ancestry of the accused the result was predictably comic for those of us who enjoy seeing virtue sniveling White women at the moment their Anti-White Equalism religion is refuted by reality. Via reader M.L., Ha. Feminist with chip on her […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 20, 2017, 6:36 p.m.

The Cucktat

A stocky young White man, pale, short-limbed, barrel-chested, and ruddy-bearded who looked to have a significant amount of Scottish ancestry was ordering food when I noticed the Chinese chicken scratch that passes for some ancient Confucian wisdom tattooed on his calf. A Vietnamese couple were sitting behind him and across from me when I watched […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 20, 2017, 4:08 a.m.

The Pathologization Of Male Sexuality

I’m having as big a laugh as any crimson-blooded American man over the latest sexual assault accusation against ür-shitlib feminist tribal hypocrite Al Franken, but it’s a good time to step back from the charade and examine this strange new moral panic overtaking the land as part of a larger marxist and feminist agenda to […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 16, 2017, 8:54 p.m.

The Democrat Party

H/t @DouglasMcGrew I started calling the Democrat Party the Democreep Party over a year ago. Was I ahead of the times? You bet! PS There’s an even creepier photo of Anthony Weiner floating around of him in his tightey whiteys sporting an obvious bulge and sexting a lolita while his toddler son lays next to […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 16, 2017, 6:18 p.m.

Another Reason To Shame Fat Chicks

Maternal obesity is directly linked to childhood autism. Maternal prepregnancy obesity and maternal diabetes in combination were associated with increased risk for ASD [autism spectrum disorder] and ID [intellectual disabilities]. ASD with ID may be etiologically distinct from ASD without ID. The increase in diagnosed autism in kids over the last 40 years can be […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 16, 2017, 2:25 p.m.

The Mass Effect Neg

A Russian pranklord created an app called MakeApp that uses digital magic to strip the makeup from photos of women. The before and after pictures have provoked a worldwide triggering in our slutwalkers. You can ride a dimpled wave of butthurt at the Twatter #MakeApp hashtag. As @Moonman put it, This guy just negged every […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 15, 2017, 9:55 p.m.

Anglin, Destroyer Of Friendzones

Andrew Anglin, hounded and hunted man and proprietor esq. of the The Daily Stormer, the world’s foremost censored and suppressed pro-White website, is featured in an Atlantic article titled “The Making of an American Patriot“. An excerpt reveals that Anglin is a member of the Thot Police, a ZFG Guardian of Ground Floor Girls, and […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 15, 2017, 2:48 a.m.

Gaming Mean Girls

Game can work on middle school girls. Now that your mind has prematurely (heh) drifted into the gutter, the follow-up context will save your mortal soul from eternal damnation. Reader mindweaponsofragnarok explains, To show you how long Heartiste has been up: 2011….I’m awed and fascinated, high af on the Red Pill. My daughter is 13 […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 14, 2017, 9:55 p.m.

Guilt Trip Game

For perfectly understandable reasons I won’t elaborate here, I had left an undisclosed location wearing a badly mismatched shirt and pants. No chance to change into something more sexually harassing, I went to an event where a late 20s woman standing near me leaned over to state the obvious. “You know, your shirt and pants […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 14, 2017, 7 p.m.

The Beta Daddy Orbiter And His HBdaughter

Ironsides triggered this post with reflections on ultra-posturing fathers of hotter younger tighter daughters, Translation of all this huffing and puffing: “I spoiled my daughter absolutely rotten, giving her an ego-swollen princess syndrome which is almost certain to launch her onto the Carousel with Saturn rocket boosters because she thinks that she’s so Precious and […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 13, 2017, 8:20 p.m.

Different Standards Vs Double Standards

Hypocrisy is the tribute vice pays to virtue, but what if the hypocrisy isn’t a tribute but a misinterpretation of a separate rule book? chris comments, It is not hypocritical to treat different things differently. It is hypocritical to treat same things differently. Are men and women the same? Are the fitness costs for promiscuity […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 13, 2017, 7:47 p.m.

Daughter Guarding

PA’s comment evoking the inherent tension between fathers and daughters — pitting protective instinct against sexual awakening over a Darwinian backdrop of expensive eggs and post-industrial delayed marriage — had me thinking about the kinds of affronts with which a daughter could burden her father, and how they would rank on a “bringing dishonor to […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 12, 2017, 8:35 p.m.

The Shiv Felt Round The World

….the world of bitter bitches and spiteful betas. From Chavo Ruco (Gab @chavoruco): Look at these respective ages and you can see why Jonah Goldberg is so invested in white-knighting and moralizing. Jonah Goldberg, 48 Mrs. Jonah Goldberg, 54 Mrs. Roy Moore, 56 Roy Moore, 70 https://twitter.com/JonahNRO/status/928758537672675332 That wasn’t a shiv, it was a battle … … Continue reading
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 11, 2017, 12:46 a.m.

Hacking The Attention Whore Algorithm

From the “tell us dread pillers something new why doncha ya” file: A Faceborg psychonerd insider reveals the psy ops that social media companies engage in to hack your brain’s need for dopaminergic speed. “I don’t know if I really understood the consequences of what I was saying, because [of] the unintended consequences of a […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 11, 2017, 12:18 a.m.

Dear Lord, Please Bless Us With Trump’s Trolling For Eternity, Amen

I am leaving China for #APEC2017 in Vietnam. @FLOTUS Melania is staying behind to see the zoo, and of course, the Great WALL of China before going to Alaska to greet our AMAZING troops. — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 10, 2017 Filed under: Alpha, Funny/Lolblogs, Trumperica
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 10, 2017, 8:44 p.m.

Choosy Sperm

Recall the CH maxim “the God of Biomechanics will not be disavowed” while reading this 2017 study which found that men have choosy sperm, subconsciously and autonomically saving their best loads for the hottest babes. From the study: Although men are (relative to women) indiscriminate in which women they’ll bang, their sperm pick up the […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 9, 2017, 10:22 p.m.