Captain Capitalism


Why are Women Suckers for Fads and Bubbles?

You can almost see the MSM admit that there might be an education bubble.  But the problem is that runs contrary to their narrative that education is always good and always mandatory and "rah rah yea for women."

Oh foolish women.  Always buying that shinny new (and expensive) object in front of you.
Captain Capitalism
May 26, 2017, 6:30 p.m.

Shock! Republican With Balls Wins!

Who knew America was sick and tired of prissy-white, lying saints as politicians and elected a man who slapped up a lippy journalist!
Captain Capitalism
May 26, 2017, 5:53 a.m.

The Case for Evil


The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

"The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" is an amazing movie and is an absolute must for every person to see.  There is the Hollywood-good "Blondie" played b...
Captain Capitalism
May 25, 2017, 5:33 p.m.

Because Sportzball is More Important than Economic Growth

Bread and Circuses apparently are NOT long term investments!  Who knew!
Captain Capitalism
May 24, 2017, 11:22 p.m.

"National Millennial Day"

"With National Millennials Day, we want to turn the stereotypes inside--out.  To show that we're more GENERATION WE than Generation ME. To transform ideals into actions.  To inspire hope for the future.  To celebrate the most open-minded, connected, innovative, purpose-driven generation on the planet:  Millennials."

Because nothing says "selflessness" like demanding your own fucking national day.
Captain Capitalism
May 24, 2017, 6 a.m.

Episode #200 of The Clarey Podcast

No fucks given about the terrorist attack.
We are the top 10%.
IBM renegs on telecommuting deal.
Valedictorians don't excel in life.
"I want to change lives."

AND MORE!!!

In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!!!

Direct MP3 link here.

RSS feed here.
Captain Capitalism
May 23, 2017, 6:35 p.m.

Penises Cause Global Warming

It's sad when leftist academians don't pass the Turing Test.
Captain Capitalism
May 23, 2017, 4:18 p.m.

Don't Let Corporate Profits Bother You


I have largely checked out of the realm of politics and finance.  Both entities/worlds are not controlled, nor influenced by me, but instead are determined by the unlimited sea of sheep, lemmings, and the politicians and corporate marketing shepherds that guide them into the slaughter house. This has turned politics, economics, finance, and in general, history, into a movie I watch, indifferent about the outcome, with no passion nor care about the characters.  This means most humans mean nothing to be, and so ...
Captain Capitalism
May 22, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

Outsource Your Homework

Alex is in busy season and is not just looking to hire, but also looking for clients.  The end of the school year is upon us! Be smart like corporation and OUTSOURCE all your unnecessary liberal art/humanities pre-reqs to the pros!

"Thank you to all who reached out to us over the last few months. You have done a great deal to help us get through the busier juncture of the academic year. 

We were able to achieve quite a bit of growth, yet now, most of our clients are on summer break. This is yet another ...
Captain Capitalism
May 22, 2017, 4:03 p.m.

IBM and Female Boss' Hatred of Telecommuting

Meet one Michelle Peluso.

No engineering or programming experience.  BUT she DID work in the fashion industry and she has a degree from Wharton AND a rich daddy.

So she knows better than you stinky, nerdy, IBM geeks.
Captain Capitalism
May 22, 2017, 4:14 a.m.

"College" vs. "Collage"

A little bit of help for college graduates...who don't know how to spell "COLLEGE"



Captain Capitalism
May 19, 2017, 6:30 p.m.

Curse Free (Sorta) Episode #23 of The Clarey Podcast!

Wearing velcro shoes in the 80's.
What happens to the losers post high school?
Harley riders are so cute.
Housing Bubble 2.0.
Marvel cancels racist comic.
Chris Connell who???

AND MORE!!!

In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!!!

Direct link here.

RSS feed here.
Captain Capitalism
May 18, 2017, 6:01 p.m.

The Chris Cornell Test of Intelligence

If you are wondering if you're smart, but don't have the time to take an IQ test, consider instead the Chris Cornell. Test of Intelligence.

If you don't know who he is, and don't care that he died, congratulations, you're intelligent.
Captain Capitalism
May 18, 2017, 2:58 p.m.

Robots Eliminating Need for HR

LinkedIn to replace HR.

Well that's one good thing about robots taking our jobs away.
Captain Capitalism
May 17, 2017, 8:56 p.m.

Marvel Cancels Black Lives Matter Comic...Finally

Hmmmm...it's almost as if the kids (and adults) are getting their fill of forced-diversity at home, on TV, the media, politics, billboards, newspapers, books, and...well...just about every other place and don't want to see it in their recreational activities!
Captain Capitalism
May 17, 2017, 8 p.m.

Putin Loves America More Than the Democrat Party

It's a sad day when a former KGB agent seems to like Americans more than their own democrat party.
Captain Capitalism
May 17, 2017, 2:49 p.m.

Episode #198 of The Clarey Podcast

Panning for gold.
There are 2 black people in South Dakota.
Why Tim Allen doesn't need ABC.
Fuck you Mizzou!!!

AND MORE!!!

In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast

Direct MP3 here.

RSS feed here.
Captain Capitalism
May 16, 2017, 11:07 p.m.

White Hating University Lays Off 400 People

Awwww, too bad for Mizzou.  Remember how the inmates took over the prison?
Captain Capitalism
May 16, 2017, 4:18 a.m.

"Iron Horse Heist"

Saw this painting in Deadwood and knew it was one of the few and rare luxuries I "must have."

Then I saw the price was $3,850, JUST FOR A PRINT!

It is now officially "one of the few and rare luxuries I must have...when I'm a billionaire."
Captain Capitalism
May 16, 2017, 2:59 a.m.

Yes, Berkeley "Haas" a Business School

The University of California Berkeley is a curious entity.  It is without a doubt the most leftist, anti-free speech, anti-freedom college in the United States.  It generates, at best, worthless liberal arts graduates, and more typically, damaging ones who will be net parasites on society.  Yet, at the same time, it has highly-ranked, highly-legitimate STEM programs, producing engineers, scientists, and other productive members of society.  But while this odd square peg is rounded with a universal indoctrination of leftist politics (all their scientists/STEM graduates are just as easily brainwashed as the liberal arts majors), I was shocked to find out ...
Captain Capitalism
May 14, 2017, 5:33 p.m.