Captain Capitalism

The Days We Didn't Always Obsess About Race

Allow me to tell you about the 80's.

It was a magical time.  It was a wonderful time.  And perhaps it seemed so wonderful if you lived through the 70's, but whether you had that comparison or not, it really didn't matter.  The economy was booming, we had a president you knew love Americans and had their best interests at heart.  The world's largest evil (Soviet communism) was reforming itself out of necessity as it was failing.  And though it is certainly up for debate, Americans got a hair cut, disco died, the hippies went away, architecture and fashion ...
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 19, 2018, 7:45 p.m.

The Greasy Pole

If you are looking for another podcast that is strictly within the domain of men and masculinity may I recommend the virgin episode of "The Greasy Pole" hosted by none other than Adam Piggott and The Great One.  It was their first go at it and it was entertaining as always, especially when Adam talked about splitting the urinal cake in half. 

Men will love it.
Soy boys will hate it.

So what more convincing do you need to tune in?
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 16, 2018, 8:22 a.m.

Alex is Always Hiring

From Alex over at Academic Composition.
Thank you for your continued support.

Our business continues to expand and we're now in the position to offer more work. Most of our clients will be entering the mid-term juncture of their semester very soon. Hence, the demand for our services will be increasing exponentially. 

Accordingly, we are on the lookout for marketers and writers.

If you're interested in writing, please provide us with three samples of your academic work. 

If you are looking to advertise, the matter is much simpler.

Captain Capitalism
Feb. 15, 2018, 11:31 p.m.

When Your Daughter Majors in the Liberal Arts

Masters degree
Facing evication
Can't pay bills
Resorts to prostitution


Is so thoroughly indoctrinated she needs to force "black feminist theory" upon her clients.

Remember, government checks can replace fathers.  But not very well.
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 15, 2018, 5:52 p.m.

Some Serious Wisdom Here

The logic of this judge makes me slightly hopeful for the future and that freedoms are being protected.
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 15, 2018, 5:46 p.m.

Episode #240 of The Clarey Podcast - Craft Beer Bubble Popping Episode

The hipster craft brew pub bubble finally pops.
The news is bad for you.  So give it up.
A post-op transexual writes Cappy to explain why he regrets it.


In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

Direct MP3 link here.

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Captain Capitalism
Feb. 14, 2018, 7:52 a.m.

The Best Investment in 2018? Paying Off Your Debts

I'm not going to beat the dead horse of comparing the S&P 500's pathetic dividend yield of 1.7% or the below-inflation rates of interest you can get in savings accounts to the 4-25% rate of return you can get by paying off your debts.

I'm simply going to point out the bullshittery that happens in America's blessed "stock market" that you sheep all invest in because you're stupid and never question why you save for retirement.
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 14, 2018, 1:23 a.m.

Guilty Until Proven Innocent

Much as I dislike Keillor, the accusations are still "alleged."  The real story is actually NOT whether Garrison Keillor engaged in a fireable offense, but that the entire government and university industries will fire you/disavow you if you're merely accused. 

Oh well, enjoy the decline.
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 13, 2018, 6:30 p.m.

The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment

But the mom's boyfriend who raped and impregnated all of her daughters was.

But don't worry.  Government checks are a perfect substitute for fathers.  And she totally loves her babies so it's all good.  You just go about your business and enjoy the decline.
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 13, 2018, 2:30 p.m.

Feminism is Ruining Women's Finances

Strippers and Security Guards

Allow the Captain to tell you the tale of two people.  The first one being the loveable Captain himself and the other a stripper he had come across in conversation.

From 1993 to 1997 there was a good chance you could find the Captain in uniform, at night, patrolling the U of MN campus into the wee hours of the early morning.  He was doing this to scratch out what little living he could in order ...
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 12, 2018, 9:06 p.m.

There is No Journalism Anymore

Just lazy, spoiled American kids (and adults) from the suburbs who couldn't resist their K-College brainwashing, and thought they knew how the world should work at the age of 17 and by god, they're going to tell you how to lead your lives until you're all dead.

Captain Capitalism
Feb. 12, 2018, 1 p.m.

Why Lies are More Profitable Than Truth

A request from Asshole Consulting that was share worthy.

Captain Capitalism
Feb. 12, 2018, 12:14 a.m.

Podcast Episode #239 of the Clarey Podcast - Mayer Ted Wheeler Special!

Future SJW minority nurses killing white people in the nursing home.
LGBT....LISDFUSOIFUSDOFIDSFS insanity and it's time to laugh at them.
Portland's Mayor may have climbed Mt. Everest but he don't economics.


In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 10, 2018, 1:05 a.m.

Artificial Alphas

A good interview with Oshay Jackson about the posers on the internet who claim to know more than you:

Captain Capitalism
Feb. 9, 2018, 11:11 p.m.

For the D&D/Geek Agents in the Field

This won't be for everybody, but for those of you who played D&D back in the day (or even today) you may like the podcast I sat in on a podcast called "Legends of Table Top" where we discussed all things geekery about RPG's, Battletech, Shadow Run, Atari video games, and general tom foolery.  It was actually a very interesting conversation especially if you happen to be 30+ and played back in the day.

Book Reports on "Worthless"

I'm offering free copies of Worthless to any high school students who have to do a book report AND HAVE TO PRESENT IT TO THE CLASS as part of their book report assignment.  All I ask in return (in addition to the young reader not majoring in a stupid subject) is that they have a friend of theirs film the presentation and allow me to put it up on YouTube.<br>
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Feb. 9, 2018, 4 a.m.

Age Discrimination/Ageism in America

To quote adults from the 70's, 80's, and 90's

"Stop whining!"

Captain Capitalism
Feb. 8, 2018, 9:08 p.m.

The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment

But remember, a life time supply of government checks is a perfect, if not superior, substitute to having a father around.
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 7, 2018, 7:30 p.m.

Curse Free Episode #31 of The Clarey Podcast - Justin Trudeau is a Pussy Special

Maintaining your Pride.
Spinsters' failures in frozen eggs.
Californian professors are poor and deserve to be.
Justin Trudeau is the world's biggest pussy.  Seriously.


in THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

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Captain Capitalism
Feb. 7, 2018, 4:06 a.m.