Captain Capitalism

Are Women Agents or Objects?

An excerpt from The Clarey Podcast!

Sponsored by "Enjoy the Decline!"
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 22, 2017, 1 p.m.

Remember that Equifax Breach?

Since (basically) half of Americans were exposed, here's what you do.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 22, 2017, 2:08 a.m.

28% of Women View "Winking" as Sexual Harassment

And for that reason, I'm out.

Here's the original survey.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 21, 2017, 7:36 p.m.

Episode #230 of The Clarey Podcast

Saturday morning cartoons in the 80's.
Bullies are pussies.
Who are the pedophiles and mass murderers?
What Percent of women cry themselves to sleep?
Movie review of Justice League and Murder on the Orient Express
Princeton females have no agency, act as only objects.
Apple fires diversity and inclusion uber-czar for speaking truth.


In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

Direct MP3 link here.

RSS feed here.

Captain Capitalism
Nov. 21, 2017, 1 p.m.

Millennials Fear Credit Cards More Than Death

My question is what the hell do they think of their student loans then???
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 21, 2017, 11 a.m.

SJW's Infest The Girl Scouts

I'm thinking I'll have to do an expose and Clarey Test on the Girl Scout's executive management after this.

I will sadly also not be buying Girl Scout cookies anymore.  Not because I do care for the girls, but I loathe the leadership who abuse girls to advance political aims.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 21, 2017, 5:18 a.m.

The Gift of Early Retirement

Remember, with Christmas around the corner, you might as well give a gift that is practical and will help out your fellow man - early retirement.  Buy Poor Richard's Retirement at Captain Capitalism
Nov. 20, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

Why SJW Women are So Happy

Remember the "Life of Julia?"
Where the government took care of every need and want of a woman from cradle to grave?

Yeah, they never tell you about the mental price you pay when you bow down at the altar of socialism.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 20, 2017, 3:29 p.m.

America's Only SJW Who Admitted She Was Wrong

I like how deep down inside she knew all along which means the majority of them are hypocritically faking it to avoid the regular trials and torture of the real world.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 20, 2017, 3:09 a.m.

We Will Return to a Regularly Scheduled Blog This Week

Many of you may have noticed the lack of posts since Wednesday.  Un/fortunately I got slammed at Asshole Consulting.  Who knew with the lack of fathers, rampant and celebrated divorce, and lying to now three generations of children, these kids when they grew up would start seeking out the truth and would be willing to pay handsomely for it.

Anyway, I do not see Asshole Consulting slowing down so if any of my regular readers find TRULY interesting articles or posts (no British tabloid garbage like the Daily Mail), please e-mail them to the ole Capmeister at CAPTcapitalism ...
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 20, 2017, 3:05 a.m.

It's OK for 34 Year Old Men to Bang Teenagers

Assuming they're either 18 or 19.  But since that goes against the feminist imperative, it must be shamed.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 20, 2017, 3:01 a.m.

Why Normal People are Inferior

You may buy the book here.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 15, 2017, 7:47 p.m.

Coup in Zimbabwe

But he was such a nice racist man who hated the right people to hate.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 15, 2017, 4:23 p.m.

They Just Didn't Do It Right

But next time those parasitic commies with their all-non-profit SJW jobs will get it right!  And then you'll see!
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 15, 2017, 7:28 a.m.

MSM Even Admits There's an Education Bubble

When NBC admits there's an education bubble then you know American students are really fucked.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 14, 2017, 4:23 p.m.

Episode #229 - Great One-Piggott Special!

Adam Piggott and The Great One sub for Cappy as he gets dental work, drives to Chicago, and gets slammed with Asshole Consulting.  They talk about random things, working with leftists in the theater, pick on Cappy for "not having a real job," Bill Nye, George Takei, and other random crap.

Direct MP3 link here.

Direct RSS feed here.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 14, 2017, 3:43 p.m.

End Sexual Assault by Forcing Men to Work from Home

As an economist I always try to find the simplest, cheapest, and most effective solutions to society's problems.  However, whereas mere mediocre economists talk about multi-factor productivity, education, etc., the reason I'm one of the best economists is because I do something most others don't.

I think outside the box.

And so, just like I was (in theory) able to prevent the Dotcom Bubble, the Asian Currency Crisis, the Housing Bubble, Education Bubble, and Retirement Bubble, I have found a way to bring the epidemic of sexual harassment and sexual assault to a screeching halt, and at practically ...
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 13, 2017, 4:10 p.m.

How and Why the Left is the Biggest Threat to the Freedom of Speech

The short version is they're mental and have nothing else in their lives, but their religion of politics.  The longer version is below:

Captain Capitalism
Nov. 11, 2017, 6:36 a.m.

He Listens to the News So You Don't Have To

DT at the Black Brigade Debrief has a damn good podcast covering Donna Brazile exposing the democrats, why Hilary Clinton does indeed need to go to jail, how can you call the democrat party DEMOCRAT when their primaries are rigged, as well as the take we all take on the new-normal terrorist attacks of "meh."
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 10, 2017, 6:42 p.m.

Why Profit is Necessary

The latest closing of a social do-gooder restaurant sent me on a tirade on my second-latest podcast where I explained that if don't put profits first, then your company will fail (and you will fail your employees or whatever do-gooder lefty cause you happened to be championing that week).

Many of you on the left may disagree with this and even write it off as capitalist, right-wing propaganda, but the point transcends politics, even economics, and approaches one of physics, even simple logic.  Also, whereas most non-leftists may intuitively know why profit is necessary for a company ...
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 9, 2017, 4:28 p.m.