Captain Capitalism


Millennials Giving Up the Right to Vote

As long as their student loans are forgiven.

Please dear god in heaven, make this happen.
Captain Capitalism
Sept. 24, 2017, 4:48 p.m.

At Least You Bailed Out Single Moms and Have a Micro Socialist State

Because who needs that lousy stinking electricity anyway?
Captain Capitalism
Sept. 24, 2017, 3:54 a.m.

Cappy's Second Adventure into Dinosaur National Monument

Pictures from my hike down Jones' Hole.  Saw some pictographs and made some friends at the end of the hike which you should see if you look closely enough!

Captain Capitalism
Sept. 20, 2017, 8:45 p.m.

Episode #228

Cappy "recaps" his past week of adventuring.
Cappy realizes broken and/or bruised ribs really hurt.
A segment live from Dinosaur National Monument.
Why don't kids like petroglyphs!!!???
Homesick.

AND MORE

in this ADVENTURING EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!!!

Direct MP3 link here.

RSS feed here.

Captain Capitalism
Sept. 19, 2017, 1 p.m.

A Job Posting for All Cappy Cappites at Academic Composition

You all know Alex, he's on his fall hiring (and selling) spree as the kiddies in college finally realize that "oh wait, I have to study" and the fun times are all of the sudden not so fun anymore.

Anyway, if you have a laptop and can write or you're willing to tolerate a tedious posting of jobs to the internet, you can make a little coin that will hopefully cover any spell of unemployment...or if you live in Cambodia, cover your rent!  His message is below:

As many of you may know, we have been expanding our ...
Captain Capitalism
Sept. 19, 2017, 2:51 a.m.

Ladies, Your Career is More Important Than ANYTHING Else!

Hey, it's Sheriff Peterson!


Captain Capitalism
Sept. 18, 2017, 3:41 p.m.

An Actual Example of Racism

And stupidity on top of it.  How in f#cks name do you shoot yourself in the SHOULDER???
Captain Capitalism
Sept. 18, 2017, 3:11 p.m.

The Emmy's and Stephen Colbert's Obsession with Trump

Hollywood's, and particularly, Stephen Colbert's obsession with Trump blinds them to the fact that America views them first and foremost for entertainment.  And when all you know is "slam Trump/slam Republicans," after 12 years of that schtick, it gets mighty tiresome and people tune out.

Of course, this is merely belying the fact Hollywood and the likes of Colbert really have no talent, innovation, or anything new to offer the American public.  Just like most of today's artists, they suck, and then use leftist political messages in their paintings, sculptures, poetry, and architecture to obscure this fact.

Captain Capitalism
Sept. 18, 2017, 2:47 p.m.

Cappy's Adventures in Dinosaur National Monument and Harper's Lookout

Long day today where I visited both the Colorado and Utah sides of Dinosaur National Monument.  The Colorado side has the actual town of "Dinosaur" in it, though no dinosaur bones have been found.  But Harper's Corner or Lookout provided some of the best views of this trip so far. 

The Utah side of the park is very pretty, but is most known for a gold mine of dinosaur fossils that you can take a shuttle to see which are preserved in the original stone where they were found (the pictures does not do their size justice).

Captain Capitalism
Sept. 18, 2017, 3:20 a.m.

The Left Will Eat It's Own

Though I'm starting to wonder that instead of some kind of deep philosophical economic survival reason for leftists eating their own, maybe the simpler explanation is they're just batshit insane.
Captain Capitalism
Sept. 17, 2017, 12:30 p.m.

Why Minimalists are the Superior Race



Also related, if you want to learn about minimalistic retirement planning.
Captain Capitalism
Sept. 16, 2017, 10:01 p.m.

The Colorado Utah Hinterlands Adventure

These were taking from the town of Gateway, Colorado, which is near the border with Utah.  Took a road bike on a dirt road, which is not advisable, but did get some epic shots.


Captain Capitalism
Sept. 16, 2017, 7:10 p.m.

All That Virtue Signaling for Nothing

Poor Google, despite all the lip service and espousing the correct leftist values, feminism still comes a-knockin' for it's danegeld. 

Again, the left will eat its own because it is programmed to put itself and its enrichment ahead of everybody else, even fellow leftists. 
Captain Capitalism
Sept. 15, 2017, 5:38 a.m.

The Biggest Lie Sold to Women: Part 2

Saw this come up on my blogroll feed, but Roosh exemplifies an irony most young (and old) women do not understand about non-feminist, non-leftist, traditional men.

They're not your enemy.

Matter of fact, men advocating traditionalism (or heck) merely pointing out biological reality, are actually better friends and allies to women than most feminists are.  And it has nothing to do with ideology, politics, philosophy, or some newly discovered epiphany.

It's merely that they're speaking the truth.

The good news is that I'm past the point of caring whether young women waste their lives or ...
Captain Capitalism
Sept. 14, 2017, 3 p.m.

Cappy Rides from Silverton to Ouray to Telluride

Telluride, btw, is oozing pretentious assholes.  I cannot emphasize enough how you should NEVER visit that place unless you want to see rich trust-funders, old hippies (with "EBT Accepted here!" at the farmer's market) and makeup-less women.  I snapped some pictures, turned around, and headed back out to the parts of Colorado where people work for a living.

The dog at the bottom was worthless, but completely lovable.  


Captain Capitalism
Sept. 14, 2017, 4:16 a.m.

Climbing Engineering Mountain

Banged out Engineering Mountain.  12968 feet.  Not bad for an old fart.  Video is up top, pics below:





Captain Capitalism
Sept. 13, 2017, 2:40 a.m.

Charging Mohamed Noor Is Racist

If you don't remember the drama, an Australian woman who was betrothed to a Minneapolis man was shot and killed by a Minneapolis police officer, Mohamed Noor.  The Australian woman was a hippy dippy lefty into peace and alternative medicine and no doubt her Minneapolitan family was as well (lefty I mean, not alternative medicine).

This presents the family and the citizens of Minneapolis a quandary.

Do they charge Mohamed Noor with manslaughter or murder, which would then abandon the holy religion of diversity, and be racist?

Or do they champion Mohamed Noor, stick with their diversity ...
Captain Capitalism
Sept. 13, 2017, 2:30 a.m.

Episode #226 of The Clarey Podcast!

Soap and Shampoo for Bachelors
Equifax's affirmative action costs America
More of Cappy's Adventures!

AND MORE!!!

In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

Direct MP3 link here.

RSS feed here.
Captain Capitalism
Sept. 12, 2017, noon