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PUA Scene in Japan: The Scoop on Picking Up Japanese Girls

Did you know there are Japanese guys day-gaming and picking up girls in Japan? There’s also a PUA Japan scene, but it is not what you expect. In 2012, I was part of the Melbourne PUA scene. I would day game and try to pick up girls at Melbourne Central station with aspiring pick-up artists. […]

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Jan. 13, 2018, 6:30 p.m.

The Top 4 Love Hotels in Osaka to Pamper Your Missus

Love hotels in Japan. You just can’t help but be thankful that they are so convenient, private and priced perfectly for your dirty deeds. For those who have done the rounds of a love hotel area in Japan before you know what I am talking about! After a few drinks, a love hotel is usually […]

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Jan. 6, 2018, 6:30 p.m.

Men’s Esute Tamanegi Review: Kaoru the Seductive Masseuse

With the start of 2018, we are happy and proud to bring you the first ever ‘guest post’ on Osaka Bros made by one of our loyal readers, Carl from Osaka. Carl was searching for a decent massage parlor in Osaka when he decided to contact us on our new foreigner friendly ‘Adult Service’ platform Osaka […]

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Dec. 31, 2017, 9 p.m.

Japanese Dating Culture: 3 Places to Avoid for a First Date

Last week, I went to a 4 x 4 Gokon Party with a few of my friends from work. Unfortunately, the girls weren’t the best pick of the bunch so I’ll tell you straight out that nothing good came out of the night. However, me being the only foreigner there did spark some interesting conversations […]

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Dec. 21, 2017, 6:32 p.m.

Japan Boob Aid 2017: Squeeze Boobs for Charity

Are you the type of Bro to donate money to an organization or charity? If yes, AWESOME! If not, would you think it through if a Japanese AV idol was thrown into the mix? I doubt anyone would say no! Even for Bros on the fence, there is a wicked fun charity event in Japan […]

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Dec. 14, 2017, 7:40 p.m.

Basic Japanese Sex Words: How to Say Dick in Japanese

One of the most challenging parts about dating a partner from another country (especially a Japanese) is the language barrier. It’s easy to learn everyday phrases such as ordering dinner at a restaurant and asking directions. But there are some more sensitive topics that you will find harder to come across and pick up. One […]

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Nov. 6, 2017, 3:27 p.m.

Delivery Health in Japan: Get Hooked on Japanese Call Girls

Are you on a business trip alone in Japan and feeling lonely in your hotel room at night? Maybe you are a Bro wanting some action but don’t want to wander aimlessly around the red light districts at night. OR you are just a lazy bastard and want a sexy Japanese girl brought to you […]

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Oct. 25, 2017, 3:30 p.m.

The Only Place You Can Pay to See a Japanese Girl Fart On Stage

Have you ever heard a Japanese girl fart before? Because I haven’t! Back where I’m from, girls can be as bad as guys. Sometimes a tooting bazooka horn if you are with them right after chili tacos. But with Japanese girls generally being so shy, sensitive and cute about everything, I couldn’t even imagine something […]

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Oct. 9, 2017, 5:20 p.m.

Panchira JK Service Review: Ui the Irresistible School Girl

A few weeks before, I posted a store review for Panchira JK, an awesome Hotel Health store in Osaka. I outlined the general store information, concept and fees, and all the bits and bobs about the store’s system. I have gotten incredibly picky over the years, but this store ranked highly in my books and […]

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Oct. 3, 2017, 3:28 p.m.

Herbivore Men: Japanese Men Who Are Useless at Sex

When you hear the word “Herbivore Men”, what pops up in your heard? One of those stoic vegetarian guys who survives off salads? Or possibly one of those smaller guys who gets picked on by the big dogs at school? To be honest, when I first came across this word in Japan I was clueless. […]

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Sept. 29, 2017, 5:24 p.m.

A Japanese Adult Game Show that Raises the Bar (Again)

After doing a quick curation post on late night Japanese adult game shows, I knew it wouldn’t be long until I found something crazier. Could it top off the crazy handjob karaoke (tekoki karaoke) game? Probably not, but this Japanese adult game show is once again raising the bar pretty high! Not to mention, it […]

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Sept. 19, 2017, 11:11 p.m.

School Girl Hotel Health in Osaka (Escort) Review: Panchira JK

Alright Bros, welcome to the first review of a whole bunch I have for Hotel Health services in Osaka. In this post, I will review the Hotel Health ‘Panchira JK’ store. It’s a reasonably popular school girl themed hotel health/delivery health based in the Umeda area. Before I get to my personal comments, I will […]

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Sept. 14, 2017, 5:23 p.m.

Japanese Girls Dating Foreigners: The Female POV

Many might agree with me when I say ‘Getting a Japanese girl is easy. But maintaining the relationship is the hard part’. When dating Japanese women, at some point you may encounter some relationship turbulence due to differences in culture. It could be something simple like differences in table manners, to something more complex like […]

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Sept. 10, 2017, 3:53 p.m.

Dating Japanese Women: The Good, The Bad and The Ugly

What it’s like dating Japanese women… “It takes about 3 months.” “3 months?!” “Yeah, 3 months. You’ll get use to it.” “Are they always like this?” “Yeah, pretty much. Even when they go to the kombini.” (convenience store) “Everywhere in Japan?” “Nah, mainly the city. Country girls are different. They’re more relaxed about it.” When […]

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Sept. 4, 2017, 11:47 p.m.

Train Groping in Japan: Safety Measures for Innocent Men

Have you ever seen those video clips of the rush hour commuter trains in Japan? The ones with designated station staff literally cramming as many people into a train as possible. It’s crazy and jaw-dropping but completely true. You may not see the ‘pushing station staff’ in smaller cities, but this rush hour chaos is […]

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Aug. 26, 2017, 6:49 a.m.

Most Beautiful Japanese Women Survey: Ranking by Prefecture

Japan is an amazing place to travel and explore. The country is divided into 47 prefectures, each with its own landscapes, food, culture, and dialect. If you travel around Japan, you are bound to have a unique experience with every different area you visit. Things like, unusual food and breathtaking scenery are interesting and all. […]

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Aug. 20, 2017, 5 p.m.

Best Beaches Near Osaka to Check Out Japanese Girls

Before coming to Osaka, I wasn’t prepared for the summers of Japan. I remember the day I arrived here all too clearly. It was August, around this time and it was the peak of summer. Getting off the plane into the un-air conditioned dock leading to the main airport. As soon as I took one […]

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Aug. 17, 2017, 5:48 p.m.

Calling Foot Lovers: A Must See Exhibition Dedicated to Japanese Girl’s Feet

We all have certain preferences, tendencies, and tastes in what we find sexually attractive about women. Sometimes to the point where it becomes our fetish. In the body parts category, you could be a boobs guy for example. Even a legs guy or an ass guy. These are just a little general. Dig deeper down and […]

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Aug. 10, 2017, 5:33 p.m.

5 Reasons NOT to Use Dating Apps in Japan

Want to look for an alternative to the traditional way to find and meet new potential partners? Why not try dating apps in Japan? With all this time being spent on the internet and on your phone, why wouldn’t it be possible to find a fuck buddy, girlfriend, or a serious relationship with technology? We […]

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Aug. 7, 2017, 3:45 p.m.

Scoring a Date with a Japanese Girl as an Eikaiwa Teacher

Assuming that you’re finally in Japan. You’ve landed a job working at an English conversation school (Eikaiwa) like the vast majority of foreign expats. You will soon figure out that the work of an Eikaiwa teacher is borderline slave labor. BUT if you can manage to put up with it, working at an English school […]

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July 28, 2017, 4:30 p.m.